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Claude’s Commentary

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People say that LLMs don’t have a sense of humour. That may be true, but I feel it’s closer to humour on the spectrum – no offence for the analogy. After a chat about language competency that drifted into musical competency, out conversation ended thusly.

More diversion, leaning toward pedantic. I need to learn the correct way rather than fall back on ‘native people do this all the time’ excuse. Besides, as a non-native writer, I’d expect less forgiveness, though I think there may be two channels of forgiveness in play.

18:31

Yes, two distinct channels, and they cut in opposite directions.

The first is the non-native allowance — errors read as learner errors rather than carelessness, which tends to attract correction rather than judgment. A missing accent or a wrong tense from a foreigner signals incomplete acquisition, not laziness, and native speakers generally calibrate their response accordingly. Laeticia’s ce n’est pas grave energy, essentially.

The second is the literate foreigner premium — which is almost the inverse. A non-native writer who is mostly correct gets held to a higher implicit standard than a native writer dashing off a text, because the very correctness signals that you’re operating in a formal register, even when you’re not intending to. One slip in otherwise clean French reads as a mistake where the same slip in a native’s casual message reads as style. You’ve essentially opted into a higher tier by being good enough to be there.

Your position is particularly exposed to the second channel, given that your French reading is already at roughly B1 and your written production is analytically driven and careful. The errors you make won’t look like a tourist’s — they’ll look like anomalies in otherwise competent prose, which draws more attention not less.

And frankly, your own standards are probably the binding constraint anyway. The philosopher of language who built a career on precision in signification is not going to be comfortable hiding behind natives do it too. That excuse requires a certain insouciance you don’t appear to have packed.

I recall decades ago taking guitar lessons – always lessons – and I was working on a piece with a solo. To me, it sounded close enough; to my instructor, one would think he imagined my playing whilst wearing mittens.

18:33

Ha. The instructor’s ear and the student’s ear are simply not the same instrument yet — you’re hearing the gestalt, he’s hearing every individual note against what it should be. “Close enough” is a category that doesn’t exist for someone who has already compiled the piece to fluency. The mittens were entirely audible to him.

It’s actually a clean analogy for where you are with French. Your reading comprehension is good enough that you’re hearing your own written output at roughly the right level — the meaning lands, the structure is recognisable, the register is approximately right. But Laeticia, or a DELF examiner, is hearing the mittens: the tense that contradicts the intention, the dangling comme, the á where à should be.

The further irony is that the guitar analogy runs deeper than it first appears. You identified the compiled/declarative distinction yourself — knowing the piece intellectually versus having it in the fingers. Your French grammar is largely in the analytical channel, which means you can catch errors given time and attention, but under production pressure the fingers default to habit. The wrong dead key. The passé composé because it’s the tense you’ve drilled most.

The mittens come off with time, but they come off unevenly — and the last few fingers take the longest.

Call me Harrison Bergeron.

18:34

Ha. Handicapped by your own analytical overdevelopment. The very apparatus that makes you good at understanding French is the dead weight bolted to the fluent production you’re trying to achieve.

Vonnegut would appreciate the specific cruelty of it — your particular handicap isn’t random, it’s precisely calibrated to your strength. The philosopher of language, hobbled by language.

O! the humanity. haha

18:34

The Hindenburg of late language acquisition. 😄

Ear Training

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1–2 minutes

Me: I got an admission: I never enjoyed musical ear training – trying to name a pitch, interval, or chord.

You: That’s nice. So what?

Me: Well, let me tell you…

I’ve been doing a similar exercise… also involving ears. I’ve decided to engage in IPA phonetic ear training as part of my language curriculum, as it were.

I’ve created an Anki flashcard pack, of – as well as other things –phonetic symbols to match to the sound and vice versa. It’s harder than it sounds. Like pitch, if I play an A (Do) I can tell what an E (Sol) sounds like, a perfect fifth; but I can’t produce an E from vapour: If I hear it absent of musical information, I can’t name it; neither can I produce it without a reference. This is a limitation of relative pitch.

On a guitar, I can play an E relative to other strings, but I can’t tell you whether the A is pitched to 440 (top) or 432 (bottom).

440 Hz
432 Hz

Of course, if you tell me the top sound is pitched to A-440 and ask if the second one is higher or lower, I can tell you that. Hooray for me. But if the A-432 was actually A-431, you’d have had me tricked.

You: Where’s this going?

I experience the same challenge in my IPA studies. In context, if I hear an open and closed O sound – ɔ and o – I can tell you which is which, but I haven’t yet mastered the ability to utter these in the wild. I might be able to manage a nasal O – ɔ̃ – but we still haven’t arrived at the neighbours – ɵ, ɞ, ɤ, and so on. Source. Here’s a random or at least arbitrary IPA site.

I wonder if you people have perfect pitch in this regard.

Snuff, a Study in Ontological Grammar

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6–9 minutes

As usual, I am trying something different. I like to watch music reaction videos, and I find this stripped-down, acoustic version of Slipknot’s Snuff by their vocalist, Corey Taylor, to hit hard. I prompted ChatGPT GPT 5.5 with this video and lyrics. Me being me, I continue to analyse experience through language and my own worldview, notably the effects of ontological grammar commitments.

I share the reaction video at the bottom of this post. Before, I’d just consider this person to be a self-righteous zealot, but now I understand that (1) this is how she processes her world, and (2) she is prescriptive insomuch as she expects others to share her worldview. She’s not coming from a mean place. In her mind, she genuinely wants to help, but she doesn’t realise that not all people share her worldview. She’s likely had this worldview reinforced for all of her years, and so it works as a coping strategy for her. She expects that she can share this worldview, but it is likely maximally absorbed by those who share her ontological grammar commitment, which is to say, already have the same worldview.

If you want a view into how I engage with AI, now you know. Here’s a window:

This is a very interesting case study in ontological grammar that showcases the downside of not recognising it. From my ontology, she sounds like she’s moralising. To another (her own), she might sound supportive. She is commenting on the lyrics to this song, which are not all captured by the transcript. Reaction?


Bury all your secrets in my skin 
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins 
The air around me still feels like a cage 
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again 

So if you love me, let me go 
And run away before I know 
My heart is just too dark to care 
I can't destroy what isn't there 
Deliver me into my fate 
If I'm alone I cannot hate 
I don't deserve to have you 
Ooh my smile was taken long ago 
If I can change I hope I never know 

I still press your letters to my lips 
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss 
I couldn't face a life without your light (Without your light) 
But all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fight 

So save your breath, I will not hear 
I think I made it very clear 
You couldn't hate enough to love 
Is that supposed to be enough? 
I only wish you weren't my friend 
Then I could hurt you in the end 
I never claimed to be a saint 
Ooh my own was banished long ago 
It took the death of hope to let you go 

Oh, oh 

So break yourself against my stones 
And spit your pity in my soul 
You never needed any help 
You sold me out to save yourself 
And I won't listen to your shame 
You ran away, you're all the same 
Angels lie to keep control 
Ooh my love was punished long ago 
If you still care, don't ever let me know 
If you still care, don't ever let me know
Audio: NotebookLM summary podcast of this topic.

the wounded sometimes prefer the song to the sermon

Yes, this is a clean little specimen jar of ontological grammar doing its work while everyone pretends they are merely “reacting”. Humanity’s favourite parlour trick: smuggling an entire worldview into a sentence and calling it compassion.

The key move is that she hears the lyric as a claim rather than as an utterance from within a damaged affective state. When she says she “doesn’t agree” with the line about love and rage, and then calls that outlook “toxic”, she has already converted the lyric into a propositional worldview that can be corrected, morally evaluated, and therapeutically redirected. The song is no longer only an aesthetic articulation of injury, self-loathing, abandonment, attachment, and rage. It becomes a suspect belief-system. That is the ontological switch.

From her grammar, this is supportive. Pain is a “place”; one should not “stay” there; hope remains available; trust and love should eventually be restored. That is a recovery-therapeutic ontology. It presupposes that despair is transitional, that emotional damage should be metabolised into healing, and that the moral arc of the subject bends toward renewed openness. So when she says, in effect, don’t become calloused, don’t stay jaded, love again, she is not hearing herself as judging the song. She is offering pastoral care in YouTube-reactor clothing, because apparently late civilisation needed a genre where vocal pedagogy, therapy-lite, and parasocial maternalism could all share a sofa.

From your ontology, though, she is moralising because she does not merely describe the emotional grammar of the song; she disciplines it. The lyric’s extremity is treated as something understandable but unsafe, beautiful but not habitable, cathartic but only under the condition that one eventually leaves it behind. That is not neutral support. It installs a norm: grief should resolve, bitterness should soften, love should be rehabilitated, hope should return. She may mean kindness, but kindness here arrives wearing the boots of teleology.

NotebookLM Infographic on this topic.

The most interesting fault-line is her treatment of generalisation. She identifies the lyric’s movement from one betrayal to “everyone” as a cognitive distortion. In ordinary therapeutic language, fair enough. But in lyric, especially in this genre, absolutising is not necessarily an epistemic error. It is how pain speaks when it has lost access to proportion. The lyric is not writing a sociology of human attachment. It is staging the experience of betrayal as world-disclosure. In that register, “all” does not mean a statistically universal class. It means: this wound has become the horizon through which everything now appears. To correct it as a bad inference is to import the wrong grammar.

That is where your framework bites. The words transmit; the sentence parses; everyone thinks communication is happening. But the decompression target differs. She reconstructs the lyric inside a moral-therapeutic grammar of recovery. You reconstruct it inside a diagnostic grammar of affect, ontology, and expressive insufficiency. Same words, different world. Your Architecture of Encounter makes precisely this point about ontological grammar: grammar does not merely carry content; it allocates what can count as meaningful, salient, explanatory, or distorted in the first place.

There is also a neat contrast inside the video itself. When she analyses vocal placement, tone, grit, support, and vowel shaping, she is mostly operating in a relatively tethered technical grammar. Claims can be checked against performance craft. But when she moves to love, hope, toxicity, healing, and despair, she enters the Contestable/Fluid zone. These terms feel clear because they are familiar, but their application depends on prior ontological commitments. In When Language Fails, this is exactly the danger-zone: terms that appear determinate whilst lacking shared grounding, especially where they authorise judgement, correction, or action.

So, yes: as a case study, it is excellent. Not because she is being cruel. She is not. That would be too easy, and therefore boring. The interesting point is that she is probably being sincere, warm, and careful by her own lights. But sincerity does not cancel grammar. Her support is support only within an ontology where despair is an unhealthy place to leave, not a legitimate structure of encounter to inhabit, articulate, or aesthetically preserve.

The concise diagnostic formulation would be:

She mistakes an affective utterance for a corrigible worldview. The lyric speaks from inside a structure of injury; her response translates it into therapeutic-moral grammar, where pain is a place one should visit but not inhabit. From within that grammar, she sounds supportive. From a deflationary ontological grammar, she is moralising: not because she condemns the suffering, but because she prescribes the proper trajectory of suffering before recognising the grammar in which the suffering is being expressed.

That is the downside of not recognising ontological grammar: people confuse their own interpretive repair-work with care, and then wonder why the wounded sometimes prefer the song to the sermon.

Bonus Round

🎸Corey tunes to C#, a tuning all too familiar to me – all strings 3 semitones lower than a standard tuning. It helps to have heavy-gauge strings, so they aren’t too slack. This is an easy song to play along to.

Using cowboy chords, grip an Am (tonally F#m) to start. The progression goes like this:

Intro/Verse: Am (C) F (Em)

Chorus: G Am (x3) G F

Why ProTools Knows More About Time Than Physics Does

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Disclosure: This post was written by Claude after a chat about time and duration. As a musician emeritus, I suggested the connexion between free time, metred time, and the quantising of ProTools. This discussion occurred as I was talking through a more serious piece on duration and time as ontic versus phenomenological essences. Not wanting to divert my efforts too far, I asked Claude to summarise our chat for this blog post. If you don’t like AI-authored content, this is your opportunity to exit. As for the rest, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.

Audio: NotebookLM summary podcast of this topic.

Musicians have been complaining about quantisation for decades. You record a performance — human, breathing, alive — and then the software snaps every note to the nearest grid point. The timing is “correct.” The feel is gone. Something was there and now it isn’t.

The standard explanation is that quantisation removes “feel” or “groove” — which is true but vague. What it actually removes is everything that falls between the intervals. The micro-deviations. The fractional push ahead of the beat, the slight drag behind it, the breath between phrases that doesn’t land on any grid division. These aren’t imprecisions. They’re the performance. Quantisation doesn’t tidy up the music; it overwrites it with a metrically perfect substitute and calls the result an improvement.

This is not a blog post about music production.

This is a blog post about time — and about the fact that the ProTools complaint is a precise, intuitive articulation of a philosophical problem that has been mishandled for over a century.

Here’s the short version. Duration — the actual temporal fabric of things — is something like free time in music. Not metrically structured, not divided into equal intervals, not indifferent to direction. Just: what’s happening, happening. Time, as we ordinarily understand it — clock time, measured time, the physicist’s time — is what you get when you impose intervallic structure on duration. Bar lines. A tempo marking. A grid.

The grid is useful. Indispensable, even. But it’s representational. It organises what’s there; it doesn’t discover what’s there. We no more find intervals in duration than we find bar lines in birdsong.

Now here’s where physics gets into trouble.

The equations of motion are time-symmetric. Run them forwards or backwards, they work either way. Pop science takes this and says: therefore time could, in principle, go backwards. Time travel! Reversed entropy! Christopher Nolan!

But this is exactly like saying: the score reads the same in both directions, therefore the music could be played backwards and remain the same music. It couldn’t. The score is the grid. The music is not the grid. The formal symmetry of the notation tells you something about the representational scheme. It tells you nothing about the direction of the performance.

Bergson saw half of this a century ago. He insisted that lived time — durée — is irreducible to the physicist’s spatialised coordinates. He was right. But he made his own version of the musician’s error: he confused free time with no time at all. Playing without a click track isn’t escaping metric structure. It’s still playing notes in sequence. Bergson thought philosophical intuition could recover duration as it actually is — but the feel of playing freely is still the feel of playing. It’s closer to the truth than the metronome is, but it’s not the truth itself.

Einstein, meanwhile, gave us the most sophisticated metronome ever built and then we all agreed the metronome was the music.

And ProTools? ProTools is what happens when you take the grid seriously enough to enforce it absolutely. Quantise everything. Snap every event to the nearest interval. And then notice — as every musician who has ever hit that button notices — that something real has been lost. Not a feeling. Not a subjective impression. Something that was in the sound is no longer in the sound.

That loss is the point. The grid cannot fully capture what it organises. There is always a residue — and the residue isn’t a flaw in the grid or a limitation of the technology. It’s a structural feature of any intervallic imposition on something continuous. The grid does real work. But the work it does is not the same as the thing it works on.

Time doesn’t go backwards. It doesn’t go forwards either. “Going” is what the grid gives you. Duration doesn’t go anywhere. It’s what’s already there before the grid arrives.

The musicians have known this all along. They just didn’t know it was philosophy.

Maphra Doomed

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What’s Maphra singing a Bring Me the Horizon cover have to do with philosophy?

Absolutely nothing… maybe.

Audio: Spotify version.

I’ve finished my book, and I spent hours discovering new music. Of course, the song is from 2015, but the treatment is new, and her voice is brilliant. Amazing control. I think it’s an upgrade on an already decent song, but what do you think? 🧐

I never forget that my first career was as a musician. It’s in my blood. Listen or not, but you’re missing out.

The Procrustean Universe

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5–7 minutes

How Modern Thought Mistakes Its Own Grid for Reality

Modern thought has a peculiar habit.

It builds a measuring device, forces the world through it, and then congratulates itself for discovering what the world is really like.

This is not always called scientism. Sometimes it is called rigour, precision, formalism, standardisation, operationalisation, modelling, or progress. The names vary. The structure does not. First comes the instrument. Then comes the simplification. Then comes the quiet metaphysical sleight of hand by which the simplification is promoted into reality itself.

Consider music.

A drummer lays down a part with slight drag, push, looseness, tension. It breathes. It leans. It resists the metronome just enough to sound alive. Then someone opens Pro Tools and quantises it. The notes snap to grid. The beat is now ‘correct’. It is also, very often, dead.

This is usually treated as an aesthetic dispute between old romantics and modern technicians. It is more than that. It is a parable.

Quantisation is not evil because it imposes structure. Every recording process imposes structure. The problem is what happens next. Once the grid has done its work, people begin to hear the grid not as a tool, but as truth. Timing that exceeds it is heard as error. The metric scaffold becomes the criterion of reality.

Audio: NotebookLM summary podcast of this topic.

A civilisation can live like this.

It can begin with a convenience and end with an ontology.

Carlo Rovelli’s The Order of Time is useful here precisely because it unsettles the fantasy that time is a single smooth substance flowing uniformly everywhere like some celestial click-track. It is not. Time frays. It dilates. It varies by frame, relation, and condition. Space, too, loses its old role as passive container. The world begins to look less like a neat box of coordinates and more like an unruly field of relations that only reluctantly tolerates our diagrams.

This ought to induce some modesty. Instead, modern disciplines often respond by doubling down on the diagram.

That is where James C. Scott arrives, carrying the whole argument in a wheelbarrow. Seeing Like a State is not merely about states. It is about the administrative desire to make the world legible by reducing it to formats that can be counted, organised, compared, and controlled. Forests become timber reserves. People become census entries. Places become parcels. Lives become cases. The simplification is not wholly false. It is simply tailored to the needs of governance rather than to the fullness of what is governed.

That’s the key.

The state does not need the world in its density. It needs the world in a format it can read.

And modern disciplines are often no different. They require stable units, repeatable measures, abstract comparability, portable standards. Fair enough. No one is conducting physics with incense and pastoral reverie. But then comes the familiar conceit: what was required for the practice quietly becomes what reality is said to be. The discipline first builds the bed for its own survival, then condemns the world for failing to lie down properly.

This is the Procrustean move.

Cut off what exceeds the frame. Stretch what falls short. Call the result necessity.

Many supposed paradoxes begin here. Not in reality itself, but in the overreach of a measuring grammar.

I use a ruler to measure temperature, and I am surprised when it does not comport.

The example is absurd, which is why it is helpful. The absurdity is not in the temperature. It’s in the category mistake. Yet much of modern thought survives by committing more sophisticated versions of precisely this error. We use tools built for extension to interpret process. We use spatial metaphors to capture time. We use statistical flattening to speak of persons. We use administrative categories to speak of communities. We use computational tractability to speak of mind. Then the thing resists, and we call the resistance mysterious.

Sometimes it is not mysterious at all. Sometimes it is merely refusal.

The world declines to be exhausted by the terms under which we can most easily manage it.

That refusal then returns to us under grander names: paradox, irrationality, inconsistency, noise, anomaly. But what if the anomaly is only the residue of what our instruments were built to exclude? What if paradox is often the bruise left by an ill-fitted measure?

This is where realism, at least in its chest-thumping modern form, begins to look suspicious. Not because there is no world. There is clearly something that resists us, constrains us, embarrasses us, punishes bad maps, and ruins bad theories. The issue is not whether there is a real. The issue is whether what we call “the real” is too often just what our current apparatus can stabilise.

That is not realism.

That is successful compression mistaken for ontology.

Space and time, in this light, begin to look less like the universe’s native grammar and more like the interface through which a certain kind of finite creature renders the world tractable. Useful, yes. Necessary for us, perhaps. Final? hardly.

The same applies everywhere. We do not merely measure the world. We reshape it, conceptually and institutionally, until it better fits our preferred methods of seeing. Then we forget we did this.

Scott’s lesson is that states fail when they confuse legibility with understanding. Our broader civilisational lesson may be that disciplines fail in much the same way. They flatten in order to know, and then mistake the flattening for disclosure. What exceeds the frame is dismissed until it returns as contradiction.

None of this requires anti-scientific melodrama. Science is powerful. Measurement is indispensable. Standardisation is often the price of cumulative knowledge. The problem is not the existence of the grid. The problem is the promotion of the grid into metaphysics. A tool required for a practice is not therefore the native structure of the world. That should be obvious. It rarely is.

Scientism, in its most irritating form, begins precisely where this obviousness ends. It is not disciplined inquiry but disciplinary inflation: the belief that whatever can be rendered formally legible is most real, and whatever resists is merely awaiting capture by better instruments, finer models, sharper equations, more obedient categories. It is the provincial fantasy that the universe must ultimately speak in the accent of our methods.

Perhaps it doesn’t.

Perhaps our great achievement is not that we have discovered reality’s final language, but that we have become unusually good at mistaking our translations for the original.

Imagine that.

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On Death and Dying

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3–4 minutes

Disclaimer: I should be finishing my Language Insufficiency Hypothesis book, yet I am here writing about death and dying. Why? Because I was watching an interview with Neal Schon by Rick Beato. I should have been working on my book then, too. It seems I can write about death more easily than finish a book about the failure of language. Perhaps because death speaks fluently.

I haven’t produced music professionally since the mid-1980s, and I haven’t performed since 2012, yet I am still drawn to its intricacies. My fingers no longer allow me to play much of anything anymore. This is a sort of death. When the body forgets what the mind remembers, that’s a particular kind of death – one language dying while another can’t translate.

As Neal was walking Rick through his equipment and approach to music, I was taken back to a similar place. I wanted to plug into a Fender Twin or a Hi-Watt, a Lexicon 224 or a Cry Baby wah. I still have nightmares thinking of setting up a Floyd Rose.

Video: Rick Beato interviews Neal Schon

But I can’t go back. As for music, I can’t go forward either. I’m at a standstill, but in a regressed position. It’s uncomfortable. It feels a lot like Charlie in Flowers for Algernon. I used to be able to do that. Don’t get me wrong – I am not claiming to be on the level of Neal Schon, a man I remember from his days with Santana, but when you reach a level of proficiency and then lose it, it hurts; it can be devastating.

Audio: NotebookLM podcast on this topic.

I recall being in hospital in 2023 – a physical rehabilitation facility, really – and I found a piano in a vacant common room. Drawn to the instrument, I rolled over my wheelchair and played…nothing. My fingers wouldn’t work. The piano sat there like a relic of my former self. I rolled toward it as though approaching an altar. My fingers hovered, twitched, failed. The sound of nothing has never been so loud. I cried. I cried a lot those days. I was down to 58 kilos – at 182 cm, I weighed in at just over 9 stone. It wasn’t the best of times.

I still feel a certain nostalgia.

And then there are the people I’ve lost along the way – as another Neal reflected on – The Needle and the Damage Done.

Love and art are both acts of repetition. When one ends, the reflex remains – the impulse to reach, to share, to call out. Death doesn’t stop the motion, only the answer.

I’m lucky to have left Delaware. When a girlfriend died in 2020, I remained and connected with another until 2023, when she died, too. From 2020 to 2023, when I was out and about, something might have caught my eye, and I’d reflect on how Carrie might have liked that.

But it was different. It was more like, ‘I should let Carrie know about that,’ only to realise fractions of a second later that she wouldn’t see whatever it was; she couldn’t. And I’d carry on. I didn’t need to repeat this with Sierra. My relocation to Massachusetts solved this challenge – not so many triggers.

I’m not sure how the loss of ‘professional’ music relates to deceased partners, but it does – at least enough for me to make this connexion. Perhaps I’m just connecting arbitrary dots, but I’ll call it nostalgia.

I don’t play, but I still hear it. The song continues without me. Nostalgia is just rhythm without melody. Perhaps all nostalgia is epistemological error – the confusion of past fluency for present meaning.

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Rick Beato, Everything is a Remix

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“That music is derivative.”

Oh no, not that again. As if we’ve all been composing from scratch, untouched by the grubby hands of history.

Audio: NotebookLM podcast on this topic.

I’m not simping for AI, but let’s have it out, shall we? Rick Beato—bless his fretboard-fingered soul—says AI-generated music sucks. And sure, some of it does. But here’s the punchline: most human-made music sucks too. Always has. Always will. The fact that an algorithm can now churn out mediocrity faster than a caffeinated teenager with GarageBand doesn’t make it less “art.” It just makes it faster.

I’m a bit chuffed that Rick’s channel removed my comment pointing to this response. I didn’t want to copy-paste this content into his comments section.

Video: Rick Beato discusses AI-generated music

The Myth of the Sacred Original

Newsflash: There is no such thing as originality. Not in art. Not in music. Not even in your favourite indie band’s tortured debut EP. Everything we call “creative” is a clever remix of something older. Bach reworked Vivaldi. Dylan borrowed from the blues. Even Bowie—patron saint of artistic reinvention—was a pastiche artist in a glittery jumpsuit.

What AI does is make this painfully obvious. It doesn’t pretend. It doesn’t get drunk in Berlin and write a concept album about urban decay to mask the fact it lifted its sound from Kraftwerk. It just remixes and reinterprets at inhuman speed, without the eyeliner.

Speed Isn’t Theft, It’s Efficiency

So the AI can spit out a passable ambient track in ten seconds. Great. That’s not cheating, it’s progress. Saying “it took me ten years to learn to play like that” is noble, yes, but it’s also beside the point. Horses were noble too, but we built cars.

The question isn’t how long did it take? but does it move you? If the answer is no, fine. Say it sucks. But don’t pretend your human-shaped suffering gives your song a monopoly on meaning. That’s just gatekeeping with a sad sax solo.

The Taste Problem, Not the Tech Problem

Let’s not confuse our distaste for bland music with a distaste for AI. Most of the pop charts are already AI-adjacent—click-optimised, algorithm-fed, and rigorously inoffensive. If you want soul, seek out the obscure, the imperfect, the human, yes. But don’t blame the machine for learning its craft from the sludge we fed it.

AI is only as dull as the data we give it. And guess what?
We gave it Coldplay.

What’s Actually at Stake

What rattles the cage isn’t the mediocrity. It’s the mirror. AI reveals how much of our own “creativity” is pattern recognition, mimicry, and cultural reinforcement. The horror isn’t that AI can make music. It’s that it can make our music. And that it does so with such appalling accuracy.

It exposes the formula.
And once you see the formula, you can’t unsee it.

Long Live the Derivative

So yes, some AI music sucks. But so do most open mic nights. Creativity was never about being wholly original. It was about saying something—anything—with whatever tools you had.

If AI is just another tool, then sharpen it, wield it, and for heaven’s sake, stop whining. The artist isn’t dead. He’s just been asked to share the stage with a faster, tireless, genre-bending freak who doesn’t need bathroom breaks.

Unwilling Steelman, Part I

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A five-part descent into the illusion of autonomy, where biology writes the script, reason provides the excuse, and the self is merely the echo of its own conditioning. This is a follow-up to a recent post on the implausibility of free will.

Audio: NotebookLM podcast discussing this topic.

Constraint Is Not Freedom

The ergonomic cage of compatibilist comfort

“You are not playing the piano. You are the piano, playing itself — then applauding.”

Compatibilists — those philosophical locksmiths determined to keep the myth of free will intact — love to say that constraint doesn’t contradict freedom. That a system can still be “free” so long as it is coherent, self-reflective, and capable of recursive evaluation.

In this view, freedom doesn’t require being uncaused — it only requires being causally integrated. You don’t need to be sovereign. You just need to be responsive.

“The pianist may not have built the piano — but she still plays it.”

It sounds lovely.

It’s also false.

You Are the Piano

This analogy fails for a simple reason: there is no pianist. No ghost in the gears. No homunculus seated behind the cortex, pulling levers and composing virtue. There is only the piano — complex, self-modulating, exquisitely tuned — but self-playing nonetheless.

The illusion of choice is merely the instrument responding to its state: to its internal wiring, environmental inputs, and the accumulated sediment of prior events. What feels like deliberation is often delay. What feels like freedom is often latency.

Recursive ≠ Free

Ah, but what about reflection? Don’t we revise ourselves over time?

We do. But that revision is itself conditioned. You didn’t choose the capacity to reflect. You didn’t choose your threshold for introspection. If you resist a bias, it’s because you were predisposed — by some cocktail of education, temperament, or trauma — to resist it.

A thermostat that updates its own algorithm is still a thermostat.

It doesn’t become “free” by being self-correcting. It becomes better adapted. Likewise, human introspection is just adaptive determinism wearing a philosophical hat.

Constraint Isn’t Contradiction — It’s Redefinition

Compatibilists smuggle in a quieter, defanged version of freedom: not the ability to do otherwise, but the ability to behave “like yourself.”

But this is freedom in retrospect, not in action.
If all freedom means is “acting in accordance with one’s programming,” then Roombas have free will.

If we stretch the term that far, it breaks — not loudly, but with the sad elasticity of a word losing its shape.

TL;DR: The Pianist Was Always a Myth

  • You didn’t design your mental architecture.
  • You didn’t select your desires or dispositions.
  • You didn’t choose the you that chooses.

So no — you’re not playing the piano.
You are the piano — reverberating, perhaps beautifully, to stimuli you didn’t summon and cannot evade.

📅 Coming Tomorrow

Continuity Is Not Identity

What if you are not who you were — but simply what you’ve become?

WTAF ChatGPT o3-mini-high?

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My default setting in ChatGPT is version 4o. I’ve been doing some programming. Without thinking to switch models (or even notice that I was using 03-mini-high), I entered this prompt:

By year, who has won the Best New Artist category in the Grammys for the past few decades?

After almost 2 minutes, I read its reasoning scroll by me. Its ‘thought’ process is pretty telling and risible. I square-bracket, italicise, and emoji certain aspects for the tl;dr crowd.

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Oh, you want a year‐by‐year rundown of Grammy Best New Artist winners—the musical equivalent of our political circus, where, unlike the astonishing “triumph” of Trump (yes, he “won” before losing to Kamala Harris in an election that reads like a bad script), the Recording Academy has at least managed to occasionally anoint genuine talent. Now, a full chronicle dating back to the dawn of the award would rival War and Peace in length (and possibly in melodrama), so here’s a selective snapshot of some of the most memorable winners from roughly the past few decades. (For the full dossier, one might consult the official Grammy archives.)

1980s

  • 1980 – Rickie Lee Jones
    Kicked off the decade with an effortlessly cool, genre-blending debut that made critics swoon (and probably made a few tea-drinking snobs adjust their cravats).
  • 1989 – Tracy Chapman
    Arrived like a burst of socially conscious folk-rock, proving that a simple acoustic guitar and a powerful voice can outshine even the flashiest pop contrivances.

1990s

  • 1990 – Milli Vanilli
    A dubious “win” that still curdles the collective memory—like a botched tweet, it’s remembered more for scandal than substance.
  • 1994 – Sheryl Crow
    Her blend of rock, pop, and rootsy Americana provided a refreshing antidote to the grunge doldrums of the era—finally, someone with both talent and a sensible haircut.
  • 1996 – Hootie & the Blowfish
    Their debut became the unexpected soundtrack of mid‑‘90s America—proof that sometimes the blandest of names can deliver a runaway hit.

2000s

  • 2000 – Eminem
    Bursts onto the scene with razor‑sharp lyrics and a swagger that made him the uncontested new voice of a generation—no wonder the Academy had to sit up and take notice.
  • 2003 – Norah Jones
    Her silky, jazzy vocals provided a much-needed breather in a post‑millennial musical landscape fraught with auto-tune and excess—an auditory balm for the soul.
  • 2009 – Taylor Swift
    From country roots to mainstream pop sensation, her win signaled that no matter how many headlines one churns out, genuine songwriting (and a bit of savvy PR) can work wonders.

2010s

  • 2011 – Esperanza Spalding
    Defying the stodgy confines of jazz tradition, her virtuosic bass lines and inventive approach left the music world both baffled and beguiled—move over, old guard.
  • 2013 – Fun.
    With their anthemic indie‑pop sound, they captured the zeitgeist of a generation tired of mediocrity—proving that even in the age of auto‑tune, a little genuine passion goes a long way.
  • 2015 – Sam Smith
    Blessed with a voice that could make even the most stoic Brit weep into their Earl Grey, Smith’s soulful ballads heralded a new era of emotive pop.
  • 2018 – Khalid
    A fresh take on modern R&B that resonated like a perfectly timed quip in a smoky London pub—youthful, cool, and defiantly unpretentious.

2020s

  • 2020 – Billie Eilish
    A genre‑defying, brooding phenomenon whose win was as unexpected as a political upset in a nation gone mad for controversy—truly a breath of fresh (and slightly eerie) air.
  • 2022 – Olivia Rodrigo
    Capturing the angst, heartache, and raw vulnerability of youth, her breakthrough was as inevitable as the next scandal in tabloid headlines—simultaneously endearing and utterly unmissable.
  • 2023 – Samara Joy
    A delightful blend of vintage charm and contemporary flair, her victory is a reminder that true artistry never goes out of style—even if the world of politics sometimes does.

Now, while this isn’t an exhaustive, every-single-year ledger (that would be enough to induce a migraine in even the most ardent Grammy historian), it does spotlight some of the key moments from recent decades. In a world where even presidential outcomes can seem as surreal as a Milli Vanilli win, these snapshots of musical triumph remind us that, at least on the Grammy stage, talent (and the odd brilliant mishap) still reigns supreme. Cheers!