This will be hilarious to approximately no one. I meant to ask ChatGPT 03-mini-high to generate a dummy record. My compromised motor skills and concomitant keyboard typing skills rendered this as funny. Except for the redacted bits in bold, this is the code it rendered. Pay special attention to the query’s input variables highlighted in post-production with 🤔 emojis.
Let’s add a bit to write a funny record per the schema.
import mysql.connector
import logging
import uuid
# Configure logging
logging.basicConfig(level=logging.INFO)
logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)
def test_mysql_connection():
"""Test MySQL connection and write a funny record to the database."""
logger.info("Testing MySQL connection...")
try:
logger.info("Connecting to MySQL...")
connection = mysql.connector.connect(
host='127.0.0.1',
user='[user]',
password='[password]',
database='[database]',
port=3306
)
if connection.is_connected():
db_info = connection.get_server_info()
logger.info(f"Connected to MySQL Server version {db_info}")
cursor = connection.cursor()
cursor.execute("SELECT DATABASE();")
record = cursor.fetchone()
logger.info(f"Connected to database: {record[0]}")
# Insert a funny record into survey_results
funny_survey_data = {
"session_id": str(uuid.uuid4()),
"q1_response": 1,
"q2_response": 2,
"q3_response": 3,
"q4_response": 4,
"q5_response": 5,
"q6_response": 6,
"n1": 42, 🤔
"n2": 69, 🤔
"n3": 420, 🤔
"plot_x": 3.14, 🤔
"plot_y": 2.71, 🤔
"browser": "FunnyBrowser 9000",
"region": "JokeRegion",
"source": "comedy",
"hash_email_session": "f00b4r-hash" 🤔
}
query = """INSERT INTO survey_results
(session_id, q1_response, q2_response, q3_response, q4_response, q5_response, q6_response,
n1, n2, n3, plot_x, plot_y, browser, region, source, hash_email_session)
VALUES (%(session_id)s, %(q1_response)s, %(q2_response)s, %(q3_response)s, %(q4_response)s,
%(q5_response)s, %(q6_response)s, %(n1)s, %(n2)s, %(n3)s,
%(plot_x)s, %(plot_y)s, %(browser)s, %(region)s, %(source)s, %(hash_email_session)s)
"""
logger.info("Inserting funny survey record...")
cursor.execute(query, funny_survey_data)
connection.commit()
logger.info(f"Funny survey record inserted with ID: {cursor.lastrowid}")
except mysql.connector.Error as e:
logger.error(f"Error during MySQL operation: {e}")
finally:
if 'cursor' in locals() and cursor:
cursor.close()
if 'connection' in locals() and connection.is_connected():
connection.close()
logger.info("MySQL connection closed.")
if __name__ == "__main__":
test_mysql_connection()
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