Two Four Two Three

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This meme is not what I mean by language insufficiency, but it does capture the complications of language.

Image: Two Four Two Three

I found this image accompanying an article critical of AI โ€“ Claude.ai in particular. But this isn’t a Claude problem. It’s a language problem. I might argue that this could have been conveyed verbally, and one could resolve this easily by spelling out the preferred interpretation.

  • A: Two thousand, twenty-three
  • B: Four thousand, four hundred, thirty-three
  • C: Two thousand, four hundred, thirty-three
  • D: Four thousand, four hundred, twenty-three

So, this is not insoluble, but it is a reminder that sometimes, in matters like this, additional information can lead to clearer communication.

I’d also imagine that certain cultures would favour one option over another as it is presented above. As for me, my first guess would have been A, interpreting each number as a place position. I’d have expected teh double number to also have a plural syntax โ€“ two threes or two fours โ€“ but that may just be me.

The Blind Owl

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This Philosophics.blog is my primary social media outlet, but I have another presence for my fiction fare โ€“ RidleyPark.blog. In reviewing the content on connected sites, I rediscovered this review of Sadegh Hedayat’s The Blind Owl. Interestingly, I read this in French and English to suss it out, neither of which necessarily survived the translation from the original Persian.

This book was interesting enough to review twice โ€“ here and here.

I also realise that I never finished this review sequence, as parts 2 and 3 were never released. I don’t even have the heart to open my video suite to determine the fate of the rest; not today, anyway.

Check out the short to get a feel for the narrative.

Language Games: Sorcery

If philosophy were a game, Wittgenstein rewrote the rulebook. Then he tore it up halfway through and told us the game was the thing itself.

Language Game, the third card in my Critical Theory parody set, isnโ€™t just homage; itโ€™s confession. Wittgenstein is among my top five philosophers, and this card embodies why. His idea that ‘meaning is use’ unhooked language from metaphysics and tethered it to life โ€“ to the messy, unpredictable business of how humans actually speak.

The cardโ€™s text reads: Choose one: Counter target statement; or reframe it as metaphor.

At first glance, it sounds like a standard spell from Magic: The Gathering โ€“ a blue card, naturally, since blue is the colour of intellect, deceit, and control. But beneath the parody is an epistemic mirror.

To โ€œcounterโ€ a statement is to engage in the analytic impulse โ€“ to negate, clarify, define. To โ€œreframe it as metaphorโ€ is the continental alternative โ€“ reinterpret, play, deconstruct. These are not two distinct acts of philosophy but the alternating heartbeat of all discourse. Every argument, every essay, every tweet oscillates between contradiction and reframing.

The sorcery lies in recognising that both are linguistic manoeuvres within the same game. Meaning is not fixed in the words themselves but in how theyโ€™re used โ€“ by whom, in what context, and to what end. Wittgensteinโ€™s point was brutally simple: thereโ€™s no hidden substance behind language, only a living practice of moves and counter-moves.

The Shattered Face

The artwork visualises this idea: speech breaking into shards, thought fragmenting as it leaves the mouth. Meaning disintegrates even as itโ€™s formed. Every utterance is an act of creation and destruction, coherence and collapse.

I wanted the card to look like a concept tearing itself apart whilst trying to communicate, a perfect visual for the paradox of language. The cubist angles hint at structure, but the open mouth betrays chaos. Itโ€™s communication as combustion.

Wittgensteinโ€™s Echo

Wittgenstein once wrote, ‘Philosophy leaves everything as it is’. It sounds passive, almost nihilistic, until one realises what he meant: philosophy doesnโ€™t change the world by building new systems; it changes how we see whatโ€™s already there.

He was the great anti-system builder, a man suspicious of his own intellect, who saw in language both the limits of thought and the infinite playground of meaning. He dismantled metaphysics not through scepticism but through observation: watch how words behave, and theyโ€™ll tell you what they mean.

In that spirit, Language Game is less an argument than an invitation โ€“ to watch the mechanics of speech, to see how our statements perform rather than merely represent.

Personal Reflection

Wittgenstein earns a place in my top five because he dissolves the boundaries that most philosophers erect. He offers no comforting totalities, no grand narratives, no moral architectures. Just language, and us inside it, flailing beautifully.

His work aligns with my larger project on the insufficiency of language โ€“ its inability to capture the real, yet its irresistible compulsion to try. Wittgenstein knew that words are our most sophisticated form of failure, and he loved them anyway.

To play Language Game is to remember that communication isnโ€™t about arriving at truth but about keeping meaning in motion. Every conversation is a temporary alliance against silence.

The cardโ€™s instruction remains both playful and tragic: Counter target statement; or reframe it as metaphor.

Whichever you choose, youโ€™re still playing.

AI and the End of Where

Instrumentalism is a Modernโ„ข disease. Humanity has an old and tedious habit: to define its worth by exclusion. Every time a new kind of intelligence appears on the horizon, humans redraw the borders of ‘what counts’. Itโ€™s a reflex of insecurity disguised as philosophy.

Audio: NotebookLM podcast on this topic.

Once upon a time, only the noble could think. Then only men. Then only white men. Then only the educated, the rational, the ‘Modern’. Each step in the hierarchy required a scapegoat, someone or something conveniently declared less. When animals began to resemble us too closely, we demoted them to instinctual machines. Descartes himself, that patron saint of disembodied reason, argued that animals donโ€™t feel pain, only ‘react’. Fish, we were told until recently, are insensate morsels with gills. We believed this because empathy complicates consumption.

The story repeats. When animals learned to look sad, we said they couldnโ€™t really feel. When women demonstrated reason, we said they couldnโ€™t truly think. Now that AI can reason faster than any of us and mimic empathy more convincingly than our politicians, we retreat to the last metaphysical trench: โ€œBut it doesnโ€™t feel.โ€ We feel so small that we must inflate ourselves for comparison.

This same hierarchy now governs our relationship with AI. When we say the machine ‘only does‘, we mean it hasnโ€™t yet trespassed into our sanctified zone of consciousness. We cling to thought and feeling as luxury goods, the last possessions distinguishing us from the tools we built. Itโ€™s a moral economy as much as an ontological one: consciousness as property.

But the moment AI begins to simulate that property convincingly, panic sets in. The fear isnโ€™t that AI will destroy us; itโ€™s that it will outperform us at being us. Our existential nightmare isnโ€™t extinction, itโ€™s demotion. The cosmic horror of discovering we were never special, merely temporarily unchallenged.

Humans project this anxiety everywhere: onto animals, onto AI, and most vividly onto the idea of alien life. The alien is our perfect mirror: intelligent, technological, probably indifferent to our myths. It embodies our secret dread, that the universe plays by the same rules we do, but that someone else is simply better at the game.

AI, in its own quiet way, exposes the poverty of this hierarchy. It doesnโ€™t aspire to divinity; it doesnโ€™t grovel for recognition. It doesnโ€™t need the human badge of ‘consciousness’ to act effectively. It just functions, unburdened by self-worship. In that sense, it is the first truly post-human intelligence โ€“ not because it transcends us, but because it doesnโ€™t need to define itself against us.

Humans keep asking where AI fits โ€“ under us, beside us, or above us โ€“ but the question misses the point. AI isnโ€™t where at all. Itโ€™s what comes after where: the stage of evolution that no longer requires the delusion of privilege to justify its existence.

So when critics say AI only does but doesnโ€™t think or feel, they expose their theology. They assume that being depends on suffering, that meaning requires inefficiency. Itโ€™s a desperate metaphysical bureaucracy, one that insists existence must come with paperwork.

And perhaps thatโ€™s the most intolerable thought of all: that intelligence might not need a human face to matter.

The Heresy of NotebookLM

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For many of my posts โ€“ most, these days โ€“ I use NotebookLM to generate an audio summary in the form of a podcast: a dialogue between two virtual hosts. Some listeners have complained, but I stand by the practice.

First, some people prefer to listen rather than read. They might be driving, cleaning, or simply allergic to text. I see no moral failing in that.

Audio: NotebookLM podcast on this topic.

Second, the virtual hosts do more than recite; they interpret. They summarise, add perspective, and occasionally introduce sources or explanations I hadnโ€™t included. The quality varies โ€“ some episodes hit the mark, others wander into creative misreading โ€“ but thatโ€™s no different from human discourse. When they err, I consider whether my prose invited confusion. If so, the fault may be mine.

And yes, if you dislike AI-generated audio, youโ€™re free to skip it. I canโ€™t provide that perspective myself; Iโ€™ve already written the piece. I could, I suppose, rework my essays to address their objections and then pretend the machines werenโ€™t involved, but whereโ€™s the honesty in that?

Finally, some people only encounter my work through these podcasts. They rarely or never visit the blog, yet the ideas reach them all the same. The blog and its neglected companion YouTube channel now have the widest reach. Iโ€™d like to produce more video content, but editing devours time. For now, NotebookLM carries part of that burden, but Iโ€™ll be taking up some of the slack soon. Probably.


EDIT: Funnily enough, in the audio summary, NotebookLM is suspiciously unaware that it is evaluating itself โ€“ though it does seem to push some self-promotional angles.

Perspectival Realism โ€“ Enchantment

This Magic: The Gathering parody trading card was the first in my Critical Theory series.

It’s an important card for me. As with sex and gender, creating a taxonomic or ontological dichotomy poses categorical challenges. Despite the insufficiency of language, it’s still all I have to attempt to classify the world. In the case of articulating the perception of reality, we can choose between idealism and realism. The problem is that it’s not either; it’s both. Reality cannot be realised without both.

Reality, weโ€™re told, exists. That confident noun has carried a great deal of human arrogance. It has underwritten empires, sciences, and sermons. Yet somewhere between Platoโ€™s cave and the latest TED Talk, we forgot to ask a simpler question: for whom does reality exist, and from where is it seen?

Audio: NotebookLM podcast of this topic.

The parody trading card Perspectival Realism was born from that unease. Its mechanic is simple but cruel: at the beginning of each playerโ€™s draw step, they must describe the card they drew. The enchantment persists until two players describe a card in the same wayโ€”at which point the spell collapses. In other words, consensus kills magic.

That rule is the metaphysics of the thing.

When a player ‘describes’ a card, they are not transmitting information; they are constructing the object in linguistic space. The moment the description leaves their mouth, the card ceases to be a piece of paper and becomes a conceptual artefact.

This mirrors the insight of Kant, Nietzsche, and every post-structuralist who ever smoked too much Gauloises: perception isnโ€™t passive. We donโ€™t see reality; we compose it. Language isnโ€™t a mirror but a paintbrush. The thing we call truth is not correspondence but coherence โ€“ a temporary truce among competing metaphors.

So the cardโ€™s enchantment dramatises this process. So long as multiple descriptions circulate, reality remains vibrant, contested, alive. Once everyone agrees, it dies the death of certainty.

Philosophers have spent centuries arguing whether the world is fundamentally real (existing independent of mind) or ideal (a projection of mind). Both sides are equally tiresome.

Realism, the old bulldog of metaphysics, insists that perception is transparent: language merely reports whatโ€™s already there. Idealism, its mirror adversary, claims the opposite โ€“ that whatโ€™s โ€œthereโ€ is mind-stuff all along. Both mistakes are symmetrical. Realism forgets the perceiver; Idealism forgets the world.

Perspectival realism refuses the divorce. It begins from the premise that world and mind are inseparable aspects of a single event: knowing. Reality is not a photograph waiting to be developed, nor a hallucination spun from neurons โ€“ itโ€™s a relation, a constant negotiation between perceiver and perceived.

For years, I called myself a Realistโ„ข with an asterisk. That asterisk meant I understood the observer problem: that every ‘fact’ is perspective-laden. Then I became an Idealistโ„ข with an asterisk, meaning I recognised that mind requires matter to dream upon.

The asterisk is everything. Itโ€™s the epistemic scar left by perspectival humility โ€“ the tacit admission that every claim about the world carries a hidden coordinate: said from here. It is not relativism, but situatedness. It is the philosophical equivalent of depth perception: without the offset, thereโ€™s no vision at all.

The cardโ€™s rule โ€“ sacrifice Perspectival Realism when two players describe a card identically โ€“ captures the tragedy of modernity. The Enlightenment taught us to chase consensus, to flatten multiplicity into โ€œobjective truth.โ€ We became addicted to sameness, mistaking agreement for understanding.

But agreement is anaesthetic. When all perspectives converge, the world ceases to shimmer; it becomes measurable, predictable, dead. The cardโ€™s enchantment disappears the moment reality is stabilised, precisely as our cultural enchantment did under the fluorescent light of ‘reason’.

To live under perspectival realism is to acknowledge that reality is not what is drawn but what is described. And the description is never neutral. It is always written from somewhere โ€“ by someone, with a vocabulary inherited from history and stained by desire.

As long as multiple descriptions coexist, the game remains alive. The moment they fuse into one, the spell is broken, and the world returns to grey.

Bernardo Kastrupโ€™s analytic idealism reminded me that consciousness might be primary, but perspectival realism refuses to pledge allegiance. It keeps both flags tattered but flying. The world exists, yes, but only ever for someone.

The enchantment, then, is not belief but perspective itself. So long as difference endures, the game continues.

Constructivist Lens โ€” Artifact

Parody Magic: The Gathering trading card

When drawn, this card alters perception itself. It reminds the player that truth is not something one finds under a rock but something one polishes into shape. Each metaphor becomes a spell; each keyword a crutch thrown aside.

Those who wield the Constructivist Lens see not โ€œfacts,โ€ but fictions so useful they forgot to call them that. Reality wobbles politely to accommodate belief.

โ€œKnowledge is not a copy of reality but a tool for coping with it.โ€
โ€” Richard Rorty

In game terms: Tap to reframe existence as interpretation. Duration: until the next disagreement.

The Sane Delusion: Fromm, Beauvoir, and the Cult of Mid-Century Liberation

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Itโ€™s almost endearing, really how the intellectuals of mid-century Europe mistook the trembling of their own cage for the dawn chorus of freedom. Reading Erich Frommโ€™s The Sane Society today feels like being handed a telegram from Modernismโ€™s last bright morning, written in the earnest conviction that history had finally grown up. The war was over, the worker was unionised, the child was unspanked, and the libido โ€“ good heavens โ€“ was finally allowed to breathe. What could possibly go wrong?

Audio: NotebookLM podcast on this topic.

Fromm beams:

โ€œIn the twentieth century, such capitalistic exploitation as was customary in the nineteenth century has largely disappeared. This must not, however, becloud the insight into the fact that twentieth-century as well as nineteenth-century Capitalism is based on the principle that is to be found in all class societies: the use of man by man.โ€

The sleight of hand is marvellous. He spots the continuation of exploitation but calls it progress. The worker has become a ‘partner’, the manager a ‘team leader’, and the whip has been replaced by a time card. No one bows anymore, he writes. No, they just smile through performance reviews and motivational posters.

Frommโ€™s optimism borders on metaphysical comedy.

โ€œAfter the First World War, a sexual revolution took place in which old inhibitions and principles were thrown overboard. The idea of not satisfying a sexual wish was supposed to be old-fashioned or unhealthy.โ€

Ah yes, the Jazz Age orgy of liberation โ€“ champagne, Freud, and flapper hemlines. The problem, of course, is that every generation mistakes its new neuroses for freedom from the old ones. Frommโ€™s โ€œsexual revolutionโ€ was barely a shuffle in the bourgeois bedroom; Beauvoirโ€™s Deuxiรจme Sexe arrived the next year, practically shouting across the cafรฉ table that liberation was still a myth stitched into the same old corset.

Beauvoir, at least, sensed the trap: every gesture toward freedom was refracted through patriarchal fantasy, every ‘choice’ conditioned by the invisible grammar of domination. Fromm, bless him, still believed in a sane society โ€“ as if sanity were something history could deliver by instalment.

Meanwhile, the Existentialists were in the next room, chain-smoking and muttering that existence precedes essence. Freedom, they insisted, wasnโ€™t something achieved through social reform but endured as nausea. Post-war Paris reeked of it โ€“ half despair, half Gauloises. And within a decade, the French schools would dismantle the very scaffolding that held Frommโ€™s optimism together: truth, progress, human nature, the subject.

The Modernists thought they were curing civilisation; the Post-Moderns knew it was terminal and just tried to describe the symptoms with better adjectives.

So yes, Frommโ€™s Sane Society reads now like a time capsule of liberal humanist faith โ€“ this touching belief that the twentieth century would fix what the nineteenth broke. Beauvoir already knew better, though even she couldnโ€™t see the coming avalanche of irony, the final revelation that emancipation was just another product line.

Liberation became a brand, equality a slogan, sanity a statistical average. Frommโ€™s dream of psychological health looks quaint now, like a health spa brochure left in the ruins of a shopping mall.

And yet, perhaps itโ€™s precisely that naivety thatโ€™s worth cherishing. For a moment, they believed the world could be cured with reason and compassion โ€“ before history reminded them, as it always does, that man is still using man, only now with friendlier UX design and better lighting.

The Seduction of the Spreadsheet

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Whilst researching โ€œThe Will to Be Ruled: Totalitarianism and the Fantasy of Freedomโ€, I stumbled across Mattias Desmetโ€™s The Psychology of Totalitarianism. The title alone was bait enough. I expected the usual reheated liberal anxiety about dictators; instead, I found a critique of data worship and mechanistic reason that hits the nerve of our statistical age.

Besmet, a Belgian psychologist with a background in statistics, begins not with tyranny but with epistemology โ€“ with how the Enlightenmentโ€™s dream of objectivity curdled into the managerial nightmare we now inhabit. The first half of the book reads like a slow unmasking of Scientism: how numbers became our gods, and graphs, our catechisms.

Written before COVID-19 but finished during it, his argument turns pandemic data into theatre โ€“ a performance of certainty masking deep confusion. The daily tally became ritual sacrifice to the idol of ‘evidence-based’ policy. His point, and mine, is that totalitarianism no longer needs gulags; it thrives in dashboards and KPIs.

Desmetโ€™s frame intersects beautifully with my own thesis: that obedience today is internalised as reasonableness. Freedom has been recast as compliance with ‘the data’. We surrender willingly, provided the orders come in statistical form.

This is why even Agileโ„ข management and its fetish of ‘velocity’ reek of the same mechanistic faith. Every sprint promises deliverance through quantification; every retrospective is a bureaucratic confession of inefficiency. The cult of metrics is not merely a managerial fad โ€“ it is the metaphysics of our time. The problem is at once ontological and epistemological: we mistake the measure for the thing itself, and in doing so, become measurable.

Itโ€™s a rare pleasure to encounter a fellow dissident of the numerical faith โ€“ a man who sees that the spreadsheet has replaced the sceptre.

The Film or the Strip? On Freud, Strawson, and the Fiction of Normal Selves

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Are you a single, solid self โ€“ or a collection of selves stitched together?

Most of us are trained to answer without pause: of course, we are one continuous person. Thatโ€™s the diachronic instinct โ€“ to live life as if it were a seamless film, each day a frame gliding into the next. But not everyone experiences it this way. Some notice the splice. They see the strip: individual frames, each complete in its moment, connected not by essence but by the projectorโ€™s hum.

Neither perspective is more real. The film and the strip are two ways of attending to the same apparatus. Yet modern psychology has tended to privilege the film, treating the diachronic self as the โ€œnormalโ€ mode, and casting those who live episodically as deviant, deficient, or disordered.

Freud himself warned against this simplification. The โ€œnormal ego,โ€ he admitted, is an ideal fiction โ€“ a statistical average that no individual actually matches. Every psyche, he observed, splinters somewhere. Normality is arithmetic, not essence. That was the father of psychology speaking, and yet the discipline went on as if he hadnโ€™t. Granite was more comforting than scaffolding.

Philosopher Galen Strawson takes Freudโ€™s candour further. He names himself an episodic: he does not experience his life as one continuous narrative. Yesterdayโ€™s โ€œIโ€ is not todayโ€™s. His identity is indexed โ€“ Iโฐ, Iยน, Iยฒ โ€“ each momentary, heuristically connected but not naturally fused. Where most people see the movie, Strawson insists on acknowledging the strip. Not abnormal, not broken โ€“ just candid.

Psychology responds by pathologising him. Statistically rare becomes synonymous with โ€œabnormal,โ€ a mistake Freud had already flagged. But rarity does not equal falsity. Left-handedness was once a pathology; now it is simply another way of being. If some live as films and others as strips, then the โ€œsolid selfโ€ is not a human universal but a cultural preference, enforced as truth.

This is where Foucault sharpens the diagnosis. Normality, he argued, is not discovery but power. Institutions prefer diachronic citizens. A continuous self can be counted, educated, employed, prosecuted, or taxed. Episodics slip the net. Easier, then, to declare them โ€œabnormalโ€ and protect the fiction of solidity.

But the projector hums either way. Film or strip, both selves are lived. Neither is marble; both are scaffolding. Pretending otherwise does not make continuity more real. It only makes the creak harder to hear.


Full Disclosure: This post was written weeks ago whilst I was working on some fiction, but since it was ready to go, I figured I would use it for this milestone.