Iâm no fan of labels, yet I accumulate them like a cheap suit:
Post-modern. Post-human. Post-enlightenment.
Apparently, Iâm so far post that I may soon loop back into prehistoric.
But whatâs with the âpostâ in post? A prefix with delusions of grandeur. A small syllable that believes it can close an epoch. Surely, itâs a declaration â the end of modernity, humanity, enlightenment. The final curtain, with the stagehands already sweeping the Enlightenmentâs broken props into the wings.
Sort of. More like the hangover. Post marks the morning after â when the wineâs gone, the ideals have curdled, and the partyâs guests insist they had a marvellous time. Itâs not the end of the thing, merely the end of believing in it.
Have we ever been modern? Latour asked the same question, though most readers nodded sagely and went back to their iPhones. Modernity was supposed to liberate us from superstition, hierarchy, and bad lighting. Instead, we built glass temples for algorithms and called it progress. Weâre not post-modern â weâre meta-medieval, complete with priestly influencers and algorithmic indulgences.
Can a human even be post-human? Only if the machines have the decency to notice. We talk about transcending biology while still incapable of transcending breakfast. Weâve built silicon mirrors and called them salvation, though what stares back is just the same old hunger â quantised, gamified, and monetised.
And post-enlightenment â how does that work? The light didnât go out; it just got privatised. The Enlightenmentâs sun still shines, but now you need a subscription to bask in it. Its universal reason has become a paywalled blog with âpremium truthâ for discerning subscribers.
The tragedy of post is that it always flatters the speaker. To call oneself post-anything is to smuggle in the claim of awareness: I have seen through the illusion; I am after it. Yet here I am, a serial offender, parading my prefixes like medals for wars never fought.
So, what other posts might I be missing?
- Post-truth. The phrase itself a confession that truth was a brief, ill-fated experiment. We donât reject it so much as outsource it.
- Post-ideological. Usually said by someone with a very loud ideology and a very short memory.
- Post-colonial. A hopeful label, but the empires still collect rentâdigitally, algorithmically, politely.
- Post-gender. Another mirage: we declared the binary dead and then resurrected it for sport.
- Post-capitalist. Spoken mostly by people tweeting from iPhones about the end of money.
- Post-ironic. The point where irony becomes sincerity again out of sheer exhaustion.
We could go on: post-religious, post-political, post-work, post-language, post-reality. Eventually, weâll arrive at post-post, the Möbius strip of intellectual despair, where each prefix feeds upon the previous until nothing remains but the syntax of self-importance.
Perhaps itâs time to drop the âpostâ altogether and admit weâre not beyond anything. Weâre stuck withinâinside the compost heap of our own unfinished projects. Every âpostâ is a failed obituary. The modern keeps dying but refuses to stay dead, haunting us through progress reports and TED talks.
Maybe what we need isnât post but inter: inter-modern, inter-human, inter-lightâsomething that acknowledges the mess of entanglement rather than the fantasy of departure.
Because if thereâs one thing the âpostâ reveals, itâs our pathological need for closure. We crave the comfort of endings, the illusion of progress, the satisfaction of having âmoved on.â But culture doesnât move on; it metastasises. The prefix is just morphine for the modern conditionâa linguistic palliative to ease the pain of continuity.
So yes, Iâm guilty. Iâve worn these risible labels. Iâve brandished post like a scholarâs rosary, invoking it to ward off the naĂŻvetĂ© of belief. Yet beneath the cynicism lies a quiet longingâfor an actual after, for the possibility that one day something might really end, leaving room for whatever comes next.
Until then, we keep prefixing the apocalypse, hoping to stay ahead of it by one small syllable.